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“Max Payne” Poster Surprisingly Cool

Dude this is no time to find enlightenment, there’s an angry angel behind you.

Now I don’t normally comment on movie posters, but I was particularly struck by this Max Payne teaser. I’m still not really sold on the movie itself, making my judgement from its bullet-time-tastic trailer. Despite not really having anything to do with the video game, I like the whole supernatural Angel of Death idea, because guys in black leather jackets shooting other guys in black leather jackets gets old after awhile.

Final Thoughts: Can you kill an angel with a gun? Maybe they have brimstone bullets or something. Dear God don’t let this turn into Constantine.